Kick It Barack


So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime… 

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.



rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!



connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly

connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly



15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.



zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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sumrlybadusername:

Remember how we thought all the alpha and beta kids were going to join tigether soon and become a kickass group
Ahh good times

sumrlybadusername:

Remember how we thought all the alpha and beta kids were going to join tigether soon and become a kickass group

Ahh good times



sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍



camacaileon:

lumos5001:

i-am-e-l-e-v-e-n-t-h:

syfycity:

Rory always asks the logical questions

Rory would survive a Supernatural episode

Rory would survive a Supernatural season

Rory died often enough to be part of the Supernatural family. And look, he wears plaid too

camacaileon:

lumos5001:

i-am-e-l-e-v-e-n-t-h:

syfycity:

Rory always asks the logical questions

Rory would survive a Supernatural episode

Rory would survive a Supernatural season

Rory died often enough to be part of the Supernatural family. And look, he wears plaid too



funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…